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Check out these men at the Louvre. Historical hotties or not?
My first day in Paris and of course I’m looking at the men! Isn’t that the definition of sightseeing? Isn’t it all part of an art vacation? Maybe jet lag has affected me just a teensy bit, or the weirdly-addictive Bachelorette has become ingrained in my psyche because I’ve been totally seduced by the romance of Paris.
So come on, share my Fifty Shades of Paris bad behaviour and be my wing woman (or man) on my manhunt through the Louvre. Do these eligibles meet your standards? Would you sleep with these men of Paris?
Check! He dresses well, has nice eyes and will serenade you with a lute. I think it’s a lute.
Dude, what’s with the hat? And you look a little sleepy. And maybe a few push-ups? Sorry, it’s a no.
Okay, we all love Rubens and his Marie de’ Medici Cycle series of paintings in the Louvre is magnificent, but um, someone should tell this guy that you have to play hard to get.
I’m sorry, I just can’t get past the hand. Sweetie, is your arm just really little?
Now we’re talking. He obviously has some money and he looks good in black. I’m sure he moves in the right circles. Take a razor to his beard and I’d give him a rose.
You can tell a lot about a man by his friends. No, no, no, no. no.
The French-language blurb beside this painting from 1550 says – if my translation is correct – that the portrait is ‘without doubt a lesson in vanity’ but I still give him two thumbs up, mainly because he’s one of the few men at the Louvre not wearing a stupid hat.
And finally, it just doesn’t matter what I think about this Rubens creation because I’m pretty sure he doesn’t swing my way, but I wonder if that winged fedora helps him fly?
Travel tips for the Louvre
Entrance is to the Louvre is 10 Euros. If you want to avoid the line ups, consider going on Wednesday or Friday evenings when it’s open late.
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A very witty take on wandering around the Louvre.
Really funny Carol. I think that Italian guy holding the coin beats them all, though.
The same tape that J-Lo used to hold her breasts in when she wore THAT dress that made her famous.
I’d like to know what kind of adhesive #3 is using to keep that wisp of cloth in place…
Thanks everyone for your comments. To answer your questions: Lesley, no the Louvre does not have a free night – too bad, Don, you have an amazing memory and that’s not the duke but you get the idea. And Amy, you know what I really like? It’s the sleeve. Bachelor #7 wins because of his sleeve. I’m a sucker for good fabric.
Hey Carol,
Is one of these guys the phony Duke you wrote about and discussed in Prague?
Very funny! This brings a whole new meaning to the concept of “lifelike” paintings.
Lol! That’s hilarious, I’ve actually never thought of the possibility someone could ever sleep with them, maybe they’re not charming enough :P
Oh, Carol, thanks for the laughs! 10 Euros is way too much to look at these guys. Does the Louvre have a free night? :)))))))
I choose the body of bachelor #3, the face of #7, and the hand of #4.
Hi Karin! Nice to hear from you. The Louvre is a far cry from the Poetrain and Cobalt, Ontario, but almost as fun. Haha.
Haha Carol this is hilarious, so happy I subscribed and got this to distract me from my day! Unfortunately none of them are really my type, but great post!