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Luxury travel blog » Places » Europe » France » Thanks, Quentin Tarantino: a Cannes blog

Thanks, Quentin Tarantino: a Cannes blog

May 24, 2014 by Carol Perehudoff 4 Comments

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Thanks, Quentin Tarantino. Because of you I missed the Canadian film, Mommy, at Cannes. Okay, it wasn’t all your fault, but you and your press conference are largely to blame.

Crowds at red carpet Cannes Film Festival

Insanity at Cannes

Why Quentin Tarantino is to blame

I caught the train into Cannes from Nice, where I’ve rented an apartment. When I arrived I raced to Bazin Theatre in the Palais, which is where my outdated program said the Canadian movie Mommy was playing (either that or I read the program wrong, stranger things have happened. UPDATE: I read it wrong).

Since Mommy clearly wasn’t at Bazin, I raced to the Information Desk, grabbed a new daily program and asked, “How do I get to Theatre Soixantième?”

“Go downstairs to Level Zero, and blah blah blah.” (When I ask directions I only ever listen to the first part due to a short attention span.)

On Level Zero I asked a security man where to go. “Go up to 3rd floor and take the walkway.”

Putain! Swearing inside my head (and maybe partially out loud, because I really wanted to see at least one Canadian film), I raced for the elevator. On third floor I asked a security man for directions. “You need to go to Level Zero.”

“I just came from there!”

Thanks, Quentin Tarantino: Cannes blog

Quentin Tarantino. But not at Cannes. And I didn’t take the photo. Jeff Balke did.

“Well the walkway here is closed because Quentin Tarantino is coming this way for his press conference. But you can try.”

A group of men in suits stopped me at the walkway. “Sorry, Quentin Tarantino is on his way.”

I briefly considered forgetting about Mommy so I could photograph Quentin Tarantino, and was Uma Thurman going to be there, too? They’re both here in Cannes to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Pulp Fiction. But then I found two other people hurrying to Theatre Soixantième and followed them as they seemed to know the way.

When I finally got to the right theatre, the security woman was flapping her arms, “Sorry, it’s finished. Full.”

Think about the ocean and stay calm

Think about the ocean and stay calm

I am a Cannes loser but learned something

So it’s now official. I have missed all three Canadian movies at Cannes and learned that a close brush with a famous person such as Quentin Tarantino isn’t always for the best.

Kristen Stewart wears white flashy pants in Cannes

In other news, because you’re probably getting tired of a blog about never getting into a competition film, and never actually seeing a famous person, I’ve decided to show a video of Kristen Stewart on the runway last night for Clouds of Sils Maria – a film in which she’s said to be an Oscar contender. (Take that Twilight haters!)

Of course the big news is that Kristen Stewart wore white glittery Chanel pants! (And then took off her Louboutins in the theatre! And looked really uncomfortable on the red carpet because she hates fame! And that’s why I love her! Rob, you should totally take her back!)

More Kristen Stewart at Cannes gossip

And because I know you’re wondering, I’ll tell you now. Rob Pattinson was here in Cannes but left before Kristen arrived so they didn’t reconcile. Yet. But Pattinson did meet up with his friend Kellan Lutz.

And Justin Bieber totally seemed happy to see Victoria Secret model Barbara Palvin so I don’t know what’s going on with him and Selena Gomez … okay, sorry. Let’s get back to Cannes!

This is what happened next in Cannes!

Later that evening I stood outside the Palais where Kristen Stewart would be walking up the red carpet (after Quentin Tarantino and Uma Thurman) but then my feet hurt so I took the train back to Nice and sat in my apartment and ate cookies.

View from Nice, France, of Promenade des Anglais

This is my view! I’m not a total loser!

Considering that this is the view from my apartment, it’s not as sad as it sounds – although, two thirds of a box of cookies later, I accept that it’s a little sad.

Cannes Film Festival awards for 2014

The Cannes Film Festival is winding up and some awards have already been given out (but not the Palme d’Or yet). The Ecumenical Jury gave top prize to Timbuktu (yes, yes, it’s a film I didn’t get into).

Ecumenical jury giving award to Timbuktu

Ecumenical jury giving award to Timbuktu

Fipresci Award at Cannes Film Festival

And the Cannes Fipresci (International Federation of Film Critics) award went to Winter Sleep (yes, yes it’s a film I didn’t get … whatever).

People holding invitation signs at Cannes

People without invitations to Clouds of Sils Maria. I’m not the only one!

I saw a movie!

But breaking news here, folks, I actually SAW the film that won the Un Certain Regard award, which went to White God, a Hungarian film directed by Kornel Mundruczo about a young girl who loves her dog and how the dog becomes the leader of an angry hoard of escaped ‘shelter’ dogs, which, to quote the movie, don’t act like a band of strays but ‘a well-organized army.’

Hahaha. Sorry I shouldn’t laugh, but it’s true – it was a dog army movie, and the reason I finally saw an award-winning film at the Cannes Film Festival is because after I couldn’t get into Mommy (because of Quentin Tarantino), I went to Theatre Debussy and got into White God instead.

So thanks, Quentin Tarantino. I owe you one

And now the moral of the story is clear, a close brush with a famous person such as Quentin Tarantino is always for the best.

 

Read more Cannes blog reports:

A luxury evening in Cannes

Cannes Film Festival, high heels change everything

Cannes Film Festival opening night

Cannes 2014 blog report

Why I’m going to the Cannes Film Festival and staying in a convent 

 

Read more on the sexy South of France: Visit my travel blog post Things to do in the South of France for plenty of ideas on where to go, why to go and what to do there.

Filed Under: Celebrity, Europe, France Tagged With: South of France

About Carol Perehudoff

A former freelance travel columnist for the Toronto Star, Carol has won more than 20 writing and blogging awards and honours. A spa and luxury travel expert, she's written for top travel publications around the globe.

Comments

  1. Jessica @ Independent Travel Cats says

    May 30, 2014 at 10:01 pm

    At least you got some great views and to see one of the winning films. We actually planned our trip to the French Riviera in 2012 to avoid the Cannes film festival but it sounds like it can have its moments:) I can’t believe it has been 20 years since Pulp Fiction came out…..wow.

  2. Michele Peterson (@atastefortravel) says

    May 26, 2014 at 12:45 pm

    It looks as though you made the right choice on your apartment! What an incredible view!

  3. Lina says

    May 26, 2014 at 11:00 am

    Nice! Please more about the convent experience, though!

  4. Monique says

    May 25, 2014 at 9:24 am

    Why are you not staying in the convent?

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