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I’m mindlessly drinking a bottle of water at the airport in Bangkok, waiting for my flight to Koh Samui – an island down south – when I take a look at what I’m drinking …
It’s rock star elephant water!
It seemed unusual, so I asked a flight attendant who the hottie was. Turns out he’s a singer named Toon. That’s pretty impressive, to be on a bottle of water. Why don’t we have Celine Dion bear water at home? Or Shania Twain Moose water? Or Justin Bieber beaver water! Think of it! How can Canada have missed this promotional opportunity?
Anyway, it just goes to show …
that contrary to popular belief, I can carry a ‘Toon.’
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